[Private] I had an appointment to speak at a writing workshop this morning that was cancelled at the last minute. This will have been the third this month. It's one of the downsides of pretending to be something I'm not. I'll have to accept it and move on. [End]
Okay, so do people like pirates or, like, secret agents more? I can't decide what to write my new book about. Oh, or, like, an Auror, maybe? They're very popular. Oh, oh, I can see the title now: Lusty Liaisons.
[Private] I actually think that's not a bad idea. They are very popular and I need something quickly, my publishers are pushing. Chomping at the bit, as it were. This will be easy, I should be able to knock out a satisfactory manuscript in two, three weeks tops. [End]